tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16342458882918992532024-03-13T09:19:42.286-07:00Down From the MountainJohn S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-10275721863509803222011-12-02T14:22:00.000-08:002011-12-02T14:26:22.317-08:00The Gulnare Letter<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gaJFDDT4wQ0/Ttk-gxPrB2I/AAAAAAAAAFY/ruhRXPq_YLw/s1600/pike+county.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" dda="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gaJFDDT4wQ0/Ttk-gxPrB2I/AAAAAAAAAFY/ruhRXPq_YLw/s1600/pike+county.jpg" /></a></div><br />
I first heard rumblings of the brewing storm from the east a few evenings back. I checked my facebook, and a friend of mine posted a story from cnn's ireport that was headlined simply "Gulnare." I grew up a short distance from Gulnare and wondered what on Earth could have potentially happened there that would have drawn any sort of media attention. The old mine there is (to my knowledge) long closed, and the community is so small and out of the way that most people living in Pike County don't even know how to get there. I clicked on the report and read that the Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church had voted to not allow an interracial couple to be members of the church due only to their choice to mix races. I felt sick. Not because of what they did; because I knew what was coming next.<br />
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I left Pike County at 19 to try to make my own way in the world. I had outgrown its confines, and despite my comfort there I knew that if I was to leave the mark I wanted to that departure was necessary. I had fallen victim to some of her more well-known vices suffered by a very visible minority; excessive drinking, laziness, and a general malaise towards thinking about tomorrow. My family knew it was best that I leave. So I left. With no plan. With no real ambitions. I just knew I had to leave. Nine years later I have grown immeasurably, intellectually, emotionally and socially. But Eastern Kentucky is not a place one leaves lightly, and my thoughts often wander there. <br />
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I am writing what follows for two reasons, and for three different audiences. The first reason is to cast the situation in Gulnare in relief of a person who was raised just a few miles away, and to discuss how most of us probably feel about it. The second is to address the way that Pike County, and her sons and daughters, relate to and fit in the rest of this world. The two audiences I will address directly are people from Pike County and Eastern Kentucky who have left and those who remain behind. The third is the audience that will probably read this more than those two: Everyone else. I hope this very frank discussion can possibly give you more insight into our minds.<br />
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<strong><u>Those who have left</u></strong><br />
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There is an Eastern Kentuckian diaspora, and if you are a member of it I sympathize. The region has always been impoverished and underfunded. At one time, subject to Northeastern robber barons who mined away our resources and paid our ancestors in script. Frankly, a lot of what happens today has a lot to do with that. So there isn't much future at home for many of us.<br />
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But at some point you decided to leave, and for most of it it was for the same reason: You could not reach the heights you aspired to by staying at home. Some of you decided this very young. Others, such as myself, didn't make this decision until we had punched and kicked our way into a corner that there was no escaping. But most of you have probably had a lot of the experiences that I have had, or ones similar to the ones I will relate.<br />
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Leaving is hard. Not only are you leaving a very insular, family oriented community, you arrive in a strange place that finds you to be an oddity. A walking novelty item. For some people this is harded than others and they end up quitting to go home where they can live in peace. My second girlfriend would call me every night from UK in tears because she felt so alone and people made fun of her. Another person I was close to lied, told people she was from Lexington, and hid her accent by never speaking up in class. <br />
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The incident in Gulnare has raised that old, irritating chorus that we have become so accustomed to. We are all racist, ignorant hill-billies who can't even read the bible we preach from. That's why I was intially upset with Gulnare. I knew what was coming next. And come it has. Just scroll through facebook or look around on the comments section of ABC news or CNN (if you dare) and you can find some incredibly horrible and uncivil things being thrown around about us and our home. But I warn you to not be too defensive; do not try to tell people they are wrong and I will tell you why.<br />
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You simply have to get used to this. It's part and parcel of the deal. You may have been told that the rest of the world (excluding Eastern Kentucky and other cultural counterparts) are a very open-minded place. You will find that generally, they are not. People are going to make fun of your accent. They are going to mock your high school education. They are going to make jokes about whether or not you wore shoes, if you have all your teeth, and ask if your parents were related. And more hurtful than anything else, they will often discount your opinions based purely upon the proposition that "you just don't know what you're talking about." <br />
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You have to accept it, because if you do not, you will EXHAUST yourself trying to correct everyone. Let your actions speak for you and let your achievements further your credibility. Those who do not come around if you excel certainly are not going to be convinced that you are their equal from you talking to them logically. Don't fall into the "well, I'm not a racist because ____" trap. You are validating them. In their eyes you are beneath them. This is the modern equivalent of "low birth" I have discovered. For those few, nothing will change that perception so you may as well learn to suck it up. Now that doesn't mean you can't say that what Gulnare Freewill did is wrong; by all means, say so. But stop right there. Don't qualify it, don't tell them about how you don't know anyone like that, or about how open-minded your church is. Just say it's screwed up and move on. Don't apologize for things you haven't done.<br />
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But once they do, there is a second step. Reaffirm who you are. Don't do the disservice of letting this person think "well, this guy/girl is just different from everyone where they grew up." Don't run from who you are. Everyone who knows me in this community knows I am from Pikeville, Kentucky. I'm damn proud of that. I would like to believe that those people I have interacted with have come away at least sometimes having a positive opinion about where I'm from.<br />
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<strong><u>To everyone at home</u></strong><br />
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I seriously doubt that as the 15 members of the Free Will Baptist Church at Gulnare sat down to vote on whether or not Stella Harville and Ticha Chikuni would be allowed to be part of their community that they anticipated the looming firestorm. But they are reckless for not doing so. The entire country already finds us to be a sideshow act waiting to happen, and when people do stupid things like that the spotlight just shines right in all the wrong places.<br />
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But you can do something about it. You can universally, vocally, condemn what is happening at Gulnare in your own churches, and release those statements to the media. I've already seen a lot of glimmers of this, and it has made me very happy.<br />
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What people outside do not understand about this is that such an action runs contrary to some of our most cherished and deeply held beliefs; that people should be free to live their lives without interference from others. Also, it may seem like overkill considering that Gulnare itself only has about 30 people living there, and the church only has 15 members. <br />
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But again, it does not matter. To the outside world you ARE those 15 people. And it's completely arbitrary, judgmental, prejudiced, and unfair. But that's just the way it is. You cannot expect the rest of this country to change at all, and we can point out their hypocrisy until judgement day but it won't make a difference. <br />
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At the end of the day, this will fizzle out. In a few weeks, some new flash-in-the-pan story will hit and America's collective disapproval will be aimed elsewhere. But the scars are going to remain. Probably no matter what we do. <br />
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Who knows. Maybe one of these days it will cease to be alright to judge us. But until then it is what it is. And I have a final on Monday.John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-49144873314409758662011-03-07T13:26:00.000-08:002011-03-07T13:33:10.629-08:00Snyder v. Phelps - Just roll with it<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Ca5tFkZHhec/TW-3tilXhRI/AAAAAAAAADs/6vbZHiV95qk/s1600/aint+mad.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="262" l6="true" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Ca5tFkZHhec/TW-3tilXhRI/AAAAAAAAADs/6vbZHiV95qk/s320/aint+mad.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
So yesterday, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Margie Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church against a grieving father. As much as I think that it would be nice if WBC disappeared up their own rear ends, the fact is that the court's judgment is not the worst thing that could have come out of this case. I don't agree with it, but in a close call like this, I would prefer to have a little too much freedom than not enough. But I'm going to complain anyway.<br />
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<strong><u>Brief History of Free Speech/The Problem with the Majority/What I think a proper standard COULD be</u></strong><br />
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If there is one thing to scrutinize in terms of our understanding of free speech in relation to Phelps is how the doctrine has evolved over time. We did not use to consider a civil suit to be an actual constraint on liberty; only government action could give rise to a legitimate free speech defense. This is based more or less on the classical ideas of liberty in the United States. People should be free to do as they see fit, and be free to reap what they sow in terms of their actions. If you look at early case law in things like libel suits and such among private citizens, courts rejected free speech arguments out of hand. If the government did not institute the action, free speech could not be a valid defense.<br />
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But as I believe, and many judges have pointed out, the letter of the law is often not the lived experience of the law. Judge Harlan really harps on this in his dissent in Plessy, basically arguing that separate but equal doctrine was impossible from a practical perspective. He famously pointed out that everyone "knew what [this was] really about."<br />
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This applies to First Amendment issues too. Although a suit for libel, slander, IIED or other civil actions are certainly not government action, they have a practical effect of shutting down certain avenues of speech. You are much less likely to say or do certain things if you know you are going to be turned into a potential cash pinata for a jury to slam open because you said or did things they had a moral problem with. <br />
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Then again, I think that there are two problems with our modern understanding of free speech. First, we do not appreciate the context that those earlier cases truly emerged from, and we definitely don't appreciate what was really being applied. There was definitely not much in terms of Constitutional law to apply really until after the turn of the century, and even then, what really dominated how cases like this turned out were local understandings of decency. There was not some broad national understanding of shared values of free speech or free exercise during the 1800s. Look at such things as Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire, from 1942, to see a court applying an older standard of free speech. Alito echoes some of this in his dissent, although his dissent is rife with holes that are hard to ignore, and was quite self-serving in some respects.<br />
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I point all of this out because there is a problem with the majority. In our quest for a more perfect understanding of the First Amendment, I really do believe that we have abandoned a lot of common sense. Most jurists despise the phrase 'common sense,' and with good reason. Common sense dictated that slavery was acceptable. Common sense dictated that a woman could not be admitted to the bar. Common sense was an acceptable argument for many institutions and practices that many Americans now look back on with a shared national shame. But in my opinion, this is not a valid reason to completely abandon common sense, and Alito sort of scores a headshot in one part of his dissent implicitly using this argument.<br />
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Alito argues that it is hard to say that allowing the tort of IIED to succeed here truly cools a person's free speech due to the high threshold for even getting that claim in the door.<br />
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As an aside, I saw some people online criticizing the attorneys for Snyder for combining the epic with the protest in the case, believing they should be kept separate. Keeping them separate would have meant bringing two IIED claims, and having to meet this standard:<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">"This is a very narrow tort with requirements that "arerigorous, and difficult to satisfy." W. Keeton, D. Dobbs, R. Keeton, & D. Owen, Prosser and Keeton on Law of Torts §12, p. 61 (5th ed. 1984). To recover, a plaintiff must show that the conduct at issue caused harm that was truly severe. <br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Meeting this standard two separate times would have been much less likely. Even if they somehow managed to win at the trial court, the Court of Appeals would have almost certainly have dismissed for failure to state a claim. However, for some reason Snyder's counsel did not maintain this argument at trial. I am not sure why this path was chosen, and I think it may have been a mistake. But its important to remember that the Court had launched headlong into the free speech analysis and had decided that it was going to rule purely on that basis. In other words, if the picket was going to be protected, the epic was going to be protected. The relative degree of offensiveness was essentially taken off the table. Another possible reason was the fact that Snyder actually found that epic on a search for his son's name on Westboro's site. This messed with the 'intentional' aspect of the Tort claim. In any event, while the epic was really probably worse than the actual picket, the facts were very bad for Snyder.</span><br />
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We have seen the use of free speech as a defense grow over time. New York Times v. Sullivan and the Flynt case are pretty famous examples. But I feel that the Court has taken a pretty drastic step in this case, because as I read it, I have a hard time imagining ANYTHING that won't be protected speech so long as it is on public property. Honestly, where are we going to draw the line? Is there a line?</span><br />
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“To constitute excluded <span class="term1"><span style="font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">fighting words</span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">,</b> the words must do more than merely "annoy or offend;" they must be "inherently inflammatory." They also must amount to "a direct personal insult" that is "directed to the person of the hearer" and must "have a direct tendency to cause acts of violence [by that person]" so as "to incite an immediate breach of the peace." The question is whether the words are such as "to provoke the average person to retaliation."<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Professor Nimmer meets Professor Schauer (and Others):<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>An Analysis of “Definitional Balancing” as a Methodology for Determining the “Visible Boundaries of the First Amendment,” </i>39 <city w:st="on"><place w:st="on">Akron</place></city> L. Rev<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">. </i>483, 502(citation omitted)</span><br />
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There is a problem with this standard, as applied to this case, but I will point it out in the next section. But I find it disturbing that the majority just sort of breezes over this with a slight mention and applies no analysis. This leads to only one of two conclusions: They thought that the speech Phelps pushed was nowhere near the level of fighting words, and if that is the case where in the world is the threshold for that? The other possibility is that they have just further marginalized this doctrine as a category of unprotected speech.<br />
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Here is my other big problem with the majority. Everyone has made a very big deal out of the fact that Westboro followed a state regulation in terms of keeping a certain distance from the funeral, getting a permit, and following the procedure to protest. But that regulation guarantees that the State itself will not interfere with, nor punish, the demonstrators. Yes, if they had followed all of the rules and then were marshalled out of their designated area by police, than I would be outraged. But the State did not punish WBC, nor did they pursue WBC. Snyder did. That is a completely different issue, as it is a suit originating from a private citizen. The court should not have the ability to insulate private citizens from liability against other private citizens just because one of the party followed ONE set of rules. <br />
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For anyone crying foul here, just think about it in terms of what you do everyday. When you drive your car, you are required to drive the speed limit, stay in your lane, stay off your phone, and numerous other state imposed requirements. If you hit another person's car, even while following all the rules, the suit is not dismissed out of hand because the action is sensitive to the context of the accident. There are plenty of situations where you could potentially follow all of the rules, but still be liable for negligence, or even battery, and be liable to a private citizen.<br />
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Perhaps this is just a quaint and provincial view of the Constitution. But I feel as though the true spirit of our rights cannot be summed up as absolute, inassailable freedoms. Yes you should have the right to free speech. You also have a right to be sued for a private citizen for injuring him or her with that free speech. This is generally still true, but it is becoming less and less potent as a legal maxim. I cannot agree with that. The Bill of Rights was designed to protect us from our Government; not as some sort of ticket to have a free for all where we say and do whatever the hell we please without regard for our fellow citizens. WBC argued that this was public speech (which I will address), and not directed at Snyder. However, just casting something in generalized terms should not make the conduct public when the conduct is obviously being centered around a private figure. The protest revolved around Matthew Snyder; not the capitol building.<br />
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So for me, the proper thing to do would have been to evaluate the claim of IIED on it's merits, and basically ignore the First Amendment. WBC never once challenged that they actually inflicted the injury upon Snyder. Not once. The entire time they argued that because they were exercising free speech (and also throwing free exercise around in there), and because they followed a state law, that the IIED claim should fail. That's pretty much one of the most cocky arguments you can throw at a court especially when the threshold for IIED is pretty much unreachable in most jurisdictions.<br />
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<em>Dasean Jackson was rumored to have filed an amicus brief</em><br />
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But we are mortified at the idea of punishing people for things they say. For some reason or another, American jurists seem to have little to no faith in their own profession's ability to discern an unpopular viewpoint from an absolutely outrageous assault upon another person or someone who is only trying to rile up trouble. Yes, we have abused people's right to free speech in the past. But that was a different time; not just socially, but legally. A lower court judge in Kentucky in 1850 would have been in charge of a veritable fiefdom. Should a person be found guilty of violating some obscure ordinance regarding the dissemination of unpopular literature in a small town they could be in quite a bit of danger. Getting appeals was difficult, and getting representation was also incredibly difficult. Moreover, in many places contingency fees were unheard of, meaning a poor plaintiff was not going to be a plaintiff at all. The bottom line is these sorts of things would be very unlikely today. Our legal system is now TRULY a state/federal system, as opposed to before when a small town Kentucky lawyer would probably never have to argue a case in Lexington or Louisville. The ACLU has chapters everywhere. I just do not see us being washed away in a sea of arbitrary laws and ordinances designed to squash unpopular viewpoints, nor do I think that we are in danger of losing our rights down some invisible slippery slope. Our fears are not founded when viewed under a totality of our present circumstances.<br />
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</div>The court also seems to suggest that because the issue is one of public concern (the fate of our nation because we don't string up all the gay folk?) that the speech is protected. As I noted before, the protest hovered around a private ceremony, which is plenty good enough to transform the nature of the speech. It was about the death of Matthew Snyder, and why they were glad he was dead. They simply cast it in generalized terms, and the court nodded approvingly.<br />
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Let's create a hypothetical here. Let's imagine for a moment, that a person is a convicted sex offender, and has had to register his name and address. Let's call him Nathan Ray Batey, and let's also assume his crime was minor. Now let's just say that one day, a member of the local PTA finds out that a sex offender lives in her neighborhood. So she organizes all of her friends together to stage a picket, on a public sidewalk, across the street from his house. Their signs say things such as "God Hates Sex Offenders," "Sex Offenders are Destroying America," "All Sex Offenders Burn in Hell," and "Thank God for Chris Hansen."<br />
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So those are all matters of public concern, but isn't it just slightly coincidental that they happen to be marching around across the street from a registered sex offender? It is even the slightest bit possible they might attract some unwanted attention to Mr. Batey? But by the analysis of this court, Mr. Batey has no remedy so long as they are in a public place and do not mention him by name, unless the city has an ordinance specifically forbidding such an action (<em>Frisby v. Schultz, </em>briefly mentioned). If that is truly the length and breadth of our analysis of public speech, I call it epically goofy. I read that part of the opinion as a license to harass without fear of a common law remedy, and actually completely agree with Alito.<br />
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<strong><u>Why the dissent is ALSO wrong</u></strong><br />
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<div style="text-align: left;">As I have devoted so much time to the majority, you may get the impression I completely disagree with them. That's untrue, I just question how they arrived at their destination. Alito is also guilty of an absolutely ferocious blunder: He takes issue with the standard of the majority (which I honestly could not parse out of that opinion), but then offers an even worse standard. His standard would hold that speech which intiates a public dialogue or debate is protected. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">I honestly don't know what in the world that is supposed to mean, but I do know this: There is a whole lot of speech out there that does not initiate a public dialogue. There is really no framework for analyzing something like that; I don't know how you would even go about it.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">The fighting words standard does not help as much here as you might think for two reasons: First, fighting words do need to be directed at a person in an easily demonstrable fashion. Like the angry baby in the picture above, who is obviously challenging your very manhood. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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Second, they really were (in the epic) insulting Matthew Snyder, the deceased. This is sort of a standing problem. Can Matthew's father enforce the rights of his son's good name when his son no longer has an interest in same? That is actually a pretty gnarly question, and one that would have made this case REALLY interesting.<br />
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<div style="text-align: left;">To wrap it up, I do like where the court comes down in some respects. The facts of the case were actually bad for Snyder, and the majority probably made the right call coming down where they did. My only problem is that this case sets a bad precedent, and I fear that the 'content' v. 'manner' analysis that used to matter so much is now truly dead. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Life goes on. Let's see what happens now.</div>John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-82040056898270181672011-03-01T12:26:00.000-08:002011-03-01T12:26:01.118-08:00Black Jack Pershing and the 'Terrorists'There is a very prevalent internet story that moves around in certain circles, rearing its head from time to time to stand for the proposition that the best way to end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan is to 'terrorize the terrorists.' I first came across this story my junior year of college. I was interested to see if it was true so I decided to go to the library and do some research. I mean what was I going to do otherwise? Actual homework? Suffice it to say, the story (as told) is entirely false. Here is the typical gist of the tale, although I have seen at least 5 or 6 different forms of it:<br />
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"HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once in our History...<br />
Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.<br />
Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.<br />
All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.<br />
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Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch.<br />
They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil."<br />
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That is the general gist of the tale, but as I said, I have seen it in various forms. For reasons I am confused about, or possibly in denial of, this story has made Pershing sort of a hero to some people. If it is true, it is pretty horrific, and does not speak too well of the man, nor of our armed forces in general. Fortunately it is false. Pershing was a very intelligent leader, who took over the lead in the Southern Philippines against the Moro Rebellions not because he was ruthless, but because he was respected by many of the Moro tribes for his compassion and empathy. I decided to finally write about this because for some reason I have received this story 3 times in the last week. I will address the backdrop of the tale first, and then address it's various components.<br />
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First of all, most of the time the story claims that Pershing was a native of Mississippi. Not true, he was born in Missouri. Ok, got that off my chest.<br />
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<div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><em>Contrary to popular belief, Missouri has given us more than Mark Twain and shitty beer</em></div><br />
Second, the Moro Rebellions in the Philippines were not as much the result of 'Islamic Terrorism' as they were about a fundamental misunderstanding (see: failing to do homework) of the political structure of the Moro tribes, and a total set-up by the Spanish. When the Spanish-American war ended, Spain ceded all of the Philippines to the United States including the Muslim minorities in the south. What they did not mention was the fact that Spain had fought against nearly constant rebellion in that region during their attempts to colonize the area, and only signed a peace treaty sometime during the 1870s or early 1880s. What they also neglected to mention was that as soon as they signed that treaty, they peaced out pretty quickly, and pretty much decided it was not worth the effort to exercise de jure control in the area. The only garrison they had in the area was in the largest city in the south, Jolo, and they handed it over in 1899. Probably while smirking and giggling. So we quickly ran off to sign a treaty with the Sultan of Sulu, Kiram, to ensure Moro neutrality in Spanish American relations and that they would not side with Filipino insurrectionists in the south. However, we discovered rather quickly that we had sort of been had. The Sultan did not really have any authority to speak of in internal affairs of the Moro tribes; in fact he never had any.<br />
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<div align="center"><em>We really are pretty good at doing that</em></div><div align="center"><br />
</div><div align="left">So the predictable happened. Individual tribal leaders (known as Datus) began to split up according to their individual interests. Some sided with the Americans, some sided with the Filipinos, and some decided to continue to fight for an independent Moro state. </div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left">In fact, Pershing's first appearance in Moroland was not to violently smash a rebellion of wacky Muslims. Actually, it was to 'make nice' with some particularly influential ones. Due to his high level of education, fluency in the local language, and impartial manner, he actually succeeded in getting many powerful Moro tribes to side with the United States. He was officially declared a Datu by the Moro people, and was considered an essential cog in ensuring peace in the region through his <strong>diplomatically gained trust </strong>with the locals. Not because he was in the habit of waging psychological warfare against the indigenous people.</div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left">Most of the Moro people in the south, at this point, did not have too much of a problem with the Americans. While we were more involved than the Spanish, we respected the neutrality agreement, and the Moro loved Pershing. But we had a problem in the U.S. The Indian Wars were all over by 1901, and we had an excess of ex-cavalrymen and other veterans that had no more wars to fight in. The answer was to turf them off to Moroland, to deal with another 'savage problem.'</div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left">Again, what happened was pretty predictable. While many of the servicemen who came actually provided a boost, due to their familiarity with tribal politics, many others brought that same 'kill 'em and let god sort 'em out' mentality that resulted in such travesties as the Sand Creek Massacre. All it took were some of the unfriendly tribes in the south to attack some American soldiers for all hell to break loose.</div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left">Pershing (what was this guy, some kind of hippie?????) insisted that the Americans should not take unilateral action against the offending tribes. Rather, they should partner with friendly natives in discovering who was responsible for the attacks, who had been fostering anti-American sentiment, and make a point of only punishing the men who took part in the attacks. The military governor of the Philippines answered with an emphatic "meh," and instead issued a proclamation that the Datus hand over the offenders or face American guns. Predictably that didn't go too hot, and we found ourselves embroiled in a conflict with far more Moro tribes than had ever been necessary. In any event, this led to a whole lot of mindless violence that must have had Pershing doing a serious facepalm.</div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left">Now we actually get to the supposed story of Pershing's bacon brutality. The year is correct. Pershing took over as the third governor of Moroland after two other governors during 1911. But there are only two prevalent tales of the use of pork to terrorize the Moros, and neither of them involves Pershing. The first was told by Rear Admiral Mannix who was a young officer in the Philippines. He related a story to people later in his life about how some officers in the Philippines had taken to the practice of shoving pork meat into the mouths of dead Moros to attempt to frighten their comrades. However, this story dated from around 1906 or 1907, and definitely did not involve Pershing. The second comes from the British author of 'Jungle Patrol' named Victor Hurley. Published in 1938, Hurley's tale involved Colonel Alexander Rodgers of the 6th Cavalry, who allegedly buried Moros in pig skins to intimidate them.</div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left">I have a major problem with the second story, primarily due to its conclusion. Hurley contends that this ended the religious fanaticism of the Moros in areas controlled by Rodgers, but at the same time acknowledges that the violence did not stop. Instead, he claims, that the Muslim fanatics were simply replaced by (and now I'm quoting) "homicidal maniacs." So it worked! But it didn't. Somehow people who were religiously inspired to fight the occupation changed overnight into just good ol' fashioned psychopaths. And all it took was a little pig blood. I honestly have to say that that is the most deluded conclusion I have ever read in my life.</div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Jaxo6ngN_lU/TW08jYjxUtI/AAAAAAAAAC0/1lezlLJYRjw/s1600/homicidal+maniac.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" l6="true" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Jaxo6ngN_lU/TW08jYjxUtI/AAAAAAAAAC0/1lezlLJYRjw/s1600/homicidal+maniac.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><em>Things have certainly improved, no?</em></div><div style="text-align: left;">In any event, Pershing was certainly responsible for quelling the Moro Rebellions, but he did not do it by slaughtering the population. Here are some of the things he did:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">1. He convinced the US government to donate land for the building of mosques (OMG HE WAS A FUCKING TERRORIST)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">2. He streamlined the legal system which had been a big problem since the occupation began. How boring right?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">3. He scaled down the size of military units, and focused on the quality of their training and mobility. This allowed them to access deeper into the jungle interior, and is similar to certain things we have done in Afghanistan.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">4. Allowed a limited system of slavery (a prevalent Moro practice) which we had previously abolished. Our abolishment of that system was one of the biggest problems we had in dealing with the Moros. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">That wasn't all he did, but those reforms were huge (and frankly the only ones I really remember and can easily verify). But how did he deal with combat? Well in 1911 he was faced with a massive Moro uprising, where several thousand of them holed up in an inactive volcano called Bud Dajo. Interestingly, this was the second time they had done this, and the first time of the 1,000 odd Moros who went into the crater, only 6 survived. They were terrified of us, obviously. However, the first battle of Bud Dajo was a nightmare for the United States. Yes, we completely slaughtered all belligerents (and a lot of women and children), but the brutality turned friendly Moros against us. Pershing was determined to avoid another setback. The following is a word-for-word excerpt from Pershing's account of the event:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><em>"There was never a moment during this investment of Bud Dajo when the Moros, including women, on top of the mountain, would not have fought to the death had they been given the opportunity. They had gone there to make a last stand on this, their sacred mountain, and they were determined to die fighting . . . It was only by the greatest effort that their solid determination to fight it out could be broken. The fact is that they were completely surprised at the prompt and decisive action of the troops in cutting off supplies and preventing escape, and they were chagrined and disappointed in that they were not encouraged to die the death of Mohammedan fanatics." </em></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">So as opposed to giving them any reason to erupt in religious furor against the American forces, Pershing just surrounded them and let them chill out. That does not seem to be in accord with the sort of thinking that would lead someone to brutally slaughter P.O.W.'s to instill fear in his enemy. Think about this: If Pershing's greatest interest was avoiding conflict entirely by granting enemy requests, dealing generously with the Moro people, and engaging in diplomacy with any willing Moro leader, what sense would it make to engage in an activity which would strike any of these individuals as barbarous beyond belief? That question answers itself.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">It would have been stupid. Major league stupid.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Here is why I am writing about this from a larger perspective: There is some sort of longstanding pseudo-wisdom which is constantly harkened to which leads some people to believe that simply brutalizing the utter hell out of your opponent is the way to win. History traditionally tends to show that brutal tactics are more often then not actually a good way to win a war. In fact, they are a great way to prolong an armed conflict.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">I will pose this question to anyone who thinks that these tactics are a good idea: Let's instead imagine that Muslims invade Kentucky, and begin to brutalize anyone who dares stand in their way. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"> Let's imagine that they take 50 Christian prisoners and beat the living hell out of them. Before executing them, they force them to renounce their faith, and say the Muslim Shahada, ensuring that they 'go to hell.' They then carve pentagrams all over their bodies and cast them into a mass grave. They relase one guy to go tell everyone what happened. What do you do? Do you cower in the corner? Or do you grab a gun and get after it?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">So what in the world makes anyone think that other people around the world are any different? Honestly, I have absolutely no idea. Pershing's efforts to stabilize the Southern Philippines were largely successful, but it had absolutely nothing to do waging a psychological warfare based on the fear of hell. It had to do with diplomacy and understanding his enemy. Interestingly, these are the two least popular battle tactics in the American population at large.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">So in summation: While there is no way to guarantee that the apocryphal tale is false, it is extremely unlikely that it is true. The gross oversimplification it presents is an incredible misrepresentation of a very complicated conflict.</div>John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-14508200688222671332011-02-08T12:04:00.000-08:002011-02-08T12:04:12.533-08:00Workout Update - Week 3 and Existentialism<em>"Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure." - George Sand</em><br />
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If one can look past the possibly sexist connotation of the above statement (made all the more ironic by the fact that it was made by a woman), you may see an attitude which is not terribly common in our present day. It reminds me of the story Martin Luther King Jr. tells about the streetsweeper. About how a man who sweeps the streets should take to his job like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, so that when he died all who knew him would say he was the best street sweeper who ever lived.<br />
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People scoff at these sorts of notions today. Work on it's own is not anything to be proud of, unless it leads to some sort of financial gain or advantage. These ideas are furthered by the cliff notes version of Marxism that pervades on many college campuses, which advances the notion that those who labor are trapped in an endless cycle which they are neither aware of nor are they capable of escaping. To many within the "educated" classes, a person who enjoys hard labor for it's own sake is provincial and quaint. A sort of relic of a bygone era when brawn mattered as much as brain. <br />
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If so, I am definitely a relic. People have asked me how I can workout the way I do and still go to law school. I tell them I do not understand the question. The real question to me is how I could do law school if I did not push myself physically. There is something about physical labor that is gratifying on a level that my intellectual pursuits cannot touch. For example, I can write a paper about one of my many random pursuits, and submit it for publication. Some people will love it, some people will like it, some people will hate it, and some will be entirely indifferent. Someone will poke a hole in the methodology, someone will question my conclusions, and someone will debate my structure. Oftentimes, the only reason someone even weighs into the discussion is so they can essentially establish "yes, I too have read a book." Other times, someone jumps in to a discussion because they believe they have some incredibly unique perspective on the conflict in question that no one has ever heard. They are normally wrong. In the end, intellectual discussion can quickly become a cock-fight wherein there is nothing truly gained or learned by anyone.<br />
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On the other hand, physical labor is definite, concrete, and not up for debate or discussion. You run a sub 6 minute mile, finish a half-marathon, dunk a basketball, bench 300 pounds, lose 100 pounds, drop into a perfect BMI range? No one can take that from you and no one can question it. Your work has reaped a bounty which is not up for criticism or debate. There is freedom and beauty in that which few things in this world can create.<br />
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No. If it were not for my physical pursuits, I would not survive my academic pursuits. Well now that we have that high-minded BS out of the way.....<br />
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<u>Operation Big Ass Bench Press Update</u><br />
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Initially, I was slightly skeptical about my plan on this lift. Exaggerating the sticking point is an old time tested method which gets results, but the other phase of my plan was a bit more radical. The first two times I did it, I was extremely disappointed that I was not tired. I kept telling myself that the point was not to be tired, but to work on my muscle's power output in a very limited scope. And as I discovered on Friday, it is working. It is really working. I bench pressed 235 pounds on a whim, which is a gain of 15 pounds in two weeks. <br />
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That pace cannot keep up for long, but its an exciting gain to make. Also, I think I know how I made it. Today, after I did my 9 sets of 3 at 115, I decided to see what 185 lbs would feel like. It felt like it was made of lead. The reason for this, as it turns out, is fairly simple. Those short, punching lifts recruit Type 2 fibers to work. Those fibers use large amounts of energy and oxygen, and can only fire over limited periods of time. Those 9 sets of 3 blasted them out, leaving only the more numerous but weaker Type 1 fibers to help. So when I unracked that 185 today, I was really doing it on fumes.<br />
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<u>Operation Squirrely</u><br />
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This has been some tougher going, but its a great example of how you need to think when you are working out for a purely athletic purpose.<br />
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I knew from step one that this would require a sort of fundamental shift in my approach. I used to use what I like to call the 'Carpet Bombing' approach to athleticism. This essentially just meant that I was going to lift hard, heavy, and long, until my body was completely trashed. This is not a very nuanced approach.<br />
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</div><div align="left">But as I have already documented this is incredibly physically demanding and time consuming. Therefore, not really an option for me. So I have been working more on my balance and flexibility over the last two weeks than I have raw power. This has required a fundamental change in my thinking about how I measure the effectiveness of workouts. Instead of making sure that I feel like death when I get home, I pay attention to how I feel when I come back to the gym.</div><div align="left"><br />
</div><div align="left">When this sort of exercise does what it is supposed to, you feel lighter, bouncier, and quicker. So far that is working, but I am not jumping any higher than I was when I started. Considering my starting point, its probably understandable; I don't get into the really serious stuff until the 5th week. This is going to be harder to accomplish and I knew that coming in. On the other hand, my running vertical off of one leg has definitely increased. So that is something to keep an eye on. Considering my past, I don't think that running vertical will ever get back to where it was at it's highest. But you never know......</div>John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-22019481066066260082011-02-04T14:55:00.000-08:002011-02-04T14:55:52.762-08:00The Islamic State - Islam v. Christianity/History of the Islamic State<em>"You would have no power over me, unless it were given to you from above." Gospel of John 19:11</em><br />
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The unrest in Egypt, and much of the confusion and discourse about it, has inspired me to rehash some of my work from the University of Kentucky into some blog posts. As some of you may be aware, while at UK, I studied Anthropology and Arab and Islamic Studies. My focus in Anthropology was religious and cultural practice, doctrine, and theology. While most of my writings were about communal violence and it's attendant causes, a great deal of my work focused in the history of Christianity and Islam. <br />
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The thesis I advance in terms of the Islamic state is one of it's inevitable return to prominence in the Middle Eastern world. This does not mean superiority to the secular state in practice or effect, but simply that it is a natural progression. Today, we live in the death throes of the nationalist dictatorshps which dominate in the Middle East. Egypt and Tunisia are two examples of countries which cannot sustain their practices, but the Middle East has longed for change ever since the fall of the Ottoman Empire.<br />
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An Islamic state (be it democracy or otherwise) is nothing to fear. While an absolute return to the Shari'a law is not likely, or practical frankly, most aspects of it will definitely pervade should Egypt write a new constitution. The boogeyman of Shari'a law is not really the deathly spectre of violence, repression, and misogyny that many here make it out to be. I find it interesting that this appears to be one thing that the far right and far left can agree on. Those on the far left seem to believe Shari'a is a codification of written law which condemns homosexuals to death and women to a life of servitude. Those on the right seem to think it mandates an inevitable expansion of Islam and war with the west.<br />
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Both sides are incorrect. The post I write today will be about the formation of the initial Islamic State, Medina, and its effect on history. I do this to address two concerns: First, the concerns of those on the left in this country seem to have more to do with certain practices in Afghanistan and other areas which they attribute to Islamic government. This is a simple confusion; many of the practices are cultural ones which were maintained by the local people once Islam arrived. They are not mandated (or many times not even authorized) by the Qu'ran or Hadiths. The left also seems to lump all religious government together. That a government based on religion is inevitably corrupt, repressive, inferior, and backwards. This belief is primarily pressed by our experiences in the West with monarchies which claimed to be ruling "for God."<br />
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Let me say right off the top that this post has nothing to do with moralisms of either religion. I am not here to advance the idea that any particular religion is better than another. Religions and their theologies have their various "pros and cons." For example, while I believe Islam establishes a far superior system of government structure than Christianity, Islam definitely accepts the institution of slavery. Christ never did, which was why the first groups in Europe fighting against slavery were fringe Christian groups, and why the last country to ban slavery was Saudi Arabia. Not a moral judgment; just a fact that comes from the bare reading of the texts.<br />
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The verse from the Gospel of John is the most critical to understanding the relationship of Western history to religious government. This was spoken by Jesus Christ to Pontius Pilate. In this statement, it appears that Christ accepts the legitimacy of human government. But at the same time, he states explicitly that Pilate's power over him comes from God. This, and a few like passages, were those which Christian kings used to rule with absolute impunity over their subjects. It also justified and propagated the hereditary system of passing the throne, as it was accepted that no one would be born into a royal family that God did not intend to be King. We often today cite the famous "render unto Caesar" passage as the most critical to us, but once the Christian Kingdoms of Europe were established, the above cited passage was more crucial to understanding the mindset.<br />
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This sentiment is echoed later in the Bible as well. The book of Romans makes allusions to what will come to be understood as the Divine Right of kings. Romans 13:1 basically translates to, "[l]et everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. " Romans 13:5 establishes to principle that disobeying the King is disobeying God: "Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience."<br />
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But here is what is critical: During the three or four years of Christ's ministry, he did not explicitly create any system of social structure and government. All of those things came later. What the Gospel and the New Testament created was a claim for legitimacy of human led government, but definitely not a modicum of their execution. There were no guidelines for Kings; this set the table for Monarchs to terrorize their subjects while claiming "Deus vult," Latin for "God wills it."<br />
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For a closer to home example of this, take a look at the "Laws and Liberties of Masschusetts," the document adopted by Massachusetts Bay in 1648. The colony was established on the Christian religion, and drew it's authority for governing on the Bible. The Laws and Liberties cite to the bible for all of their authority, and it is demonstrative of the complexity and difficulty of basing government upon Christian principles. In the section titled "Capital Lawes," the drafters cite directly to biblical authority to use capital punishment. However, they do not one time cite to the Gospel or New Testament for this proposition. Only four books are mentioned: Numbers, Leviticus, Deutoronomy, and Exodus. Once we have moved past the Capital Lawes section, we notice no further citations to biblical authority. <br />
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This is indicative of the typical problem faced by attempts to set up a Christian government. The New Testament and the Gospels acknowledge human government, but provide only skeletal guidance. As a result, Christian governments were required to create a smattering of Jewish, Christian, and indigenous cultural practices. Without going into too much detail for the purposes of this post, the inevitable result of this was widespread abuse by rulers, shaping the rules and doctrines to fit the needs of the current ruler, and sometimes just creating their own church. See Henry VII, Vladmir the Great, etc. Critical above all else was this simple fact: The King of a Christian Kingdom of the Dark/Middle Ages before the Renaissance became a proxy for God himself. The Christian dogma did not limit the power of the King, in fact it did quite the opposite. <br />
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The formation of the first Islamic state was quite different from the first Christian states. When Muhammad was driven out of Mecca, he fled to Yathrib (later renamed Medina). The people there took him in and became the first Muslims. This was the first Muslim state, with Muhammad at it's head. At this point he was not just a religious leader, he was a political leader as well. Muhammad dealt with taxation, warfare, welfare, slavery, trade, and every other issue that faced a leader of a state in the 600s. <br />
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Upon Muhammad's death his followers were faced with a problem. How to decide who the new leader would be. The choice was a dramatic departure from the typical political unite of the day. The leader was chosen democratically based upon his merit. Abu Bakr was the first Caliph. <br />
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Interestingly, a group of Muslims believed that Allah alone had the ability to choose the Caliph. This led to their support of Ali, Muhammad's closest living male relative. They believed that only Ahl al-Bayt (People of the House) had the authority to lead. The Ahl al-Bayt referred to the people who were related to Muhammad. Eventually, Ali did become Caliph (he was the fourth, after Uthman), but was assassinated by rivals due to their fear he would try to establish a hereditary title. Ali's son Hussein rebelled, and those who supported his succession fought against those who supported Yazid, the new Caliph, at Karbala in 680. <br />
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This war echoes to the present day. Hussein's followers became the Shia Muslims and the followers of Yazid, the Sunni. <br />
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The Sunni Muslims believed that the Hadiths and the Qu'ran served as a limit on the Caliphs. By the time of the acension of the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, there was a very well established system of government using these sources. In the event of a question, the first source was the Qu'ran itself. If the Qu'ran was silent on the issue, than the Hadiths were referred to. But these were generally not questions for the Caliph; they were for the scholars who operated pretty much independently of the Caliph. The Caliph was expected to act in accordance with Islamic jurisprudence; failing to do so would render him vulnerable to being usurped by one who would.<br />
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This made the Caliph accountable to the law, which stemmed from many other sources than the Caliph himself. For example, according to the Qu'ran, a person's right to personal and real property is inviolate. Unless they are a criminal, they cannot be forced to cede any land or property to the State. What does this mean? Under the Caliphates, there were absolutely no government takings, no matter what the Caliph may have wanted to do. We will examine some of this sort of thing in a later post.<br />
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Christ did not have the advantages Muhammad had. He was living in Imperial Palestina, subject to the laws of the Pharisees and the Emperor of Rome. Muhammad was the leader of a political state. Therefore, establishing Islamic governments was a very ready-made sort of situation. All of the Caliphates that arose from Iran to Spain from the 600s to the 1300s derived from that first state in Medina. The first Christian state was (arguably) established in Edessa, Turkey, by Bardaisan the Gnostic. This was done more than 100 years after the death of Christ, and was done by a sect which was later outlawed by Nicea.<br />
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The differences in experience between Christians and Muslims living in Theocracies could not have been anymore different. Christians in the Dark and Middle Ages lived under the Rex Lex system; The King, The Law. This has colored our perceptions in America about religious systems of governance, and still results in our misunderstandings about it today.<br />
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The next post in this series will be about the Islam's Golden Age which spanned about 500 years. This is what most people who want to return to an Islamic government are referring to.John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-25331706965986516232011-02-01T13:15:00.000-08:002011-02-01T13:15:30.747-08:00The Courthouse and the Icy-Hot back patchThere is one thing you find out pretty quickly doing your first work as a Law Clerk: Law school has taught me absolutely nothing about being a lawyer. It is true. I remember being so lost my first week of clerking for a firm downtown that I thought my face might show up on a milk carton. Fortunately, I was in a smaller firm with a few great attorneys who were extremely patient with me in guiding me through the process. Most notably Dan Canon, Laura Landenwich, and Garry Adams. Those 3 were the attorneys I worked most closely with. It is interesting how you react when you know that out of everyone in the room, you know the very least. Some people fake like they know whats going on (don't do that), others simply clam up and offer nothing, and some people just try to offer what help or assistance they can.<br />
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I am number three on that list. When I feel like I am not able to offer excellence, I try my best to offer pure effort. I become Johnny Hustle. <br />
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I tell you that story to tell you this story. My internship was unpaid, and as a result the law firm was very flexible with me in terms of the hours I would work. Most days I did not even arrive until about 10 or so, with the exception of the week we were in trial. The best thing about the flexibility was that it afforded me the opportunity to spend a lot of time at the gym.<br />
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Here is where I got a practical lesson in lawyering.<br />
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I don't remember what day of the week this happened on, but I want to say it happened on a Friday. I had just gotten done lifting weights and I decided that I would go play some basketball. Now this is a pretty serious decision if you are playing at the Downtown Y in Louisville, but not for the reason you may think. The Downtown Y (for whatever reason) is sort of a haven for guys who never really played basketball, but have played a lot of pickup. Oh right, most of these guys also fancy themselves as being some pretty tough customers. <br />
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Now this would not be a big deal, if it were not for the fact that oftentimes this results in some fundamental misunderstandings about the game. For example, there is a fine difference between a 'hard foul,' which prevents a person from shooting an easy ball, and 'assault' which is a misdemeanor in the state of Kentucky. Basketball provides an interesting sort of setting for the fake tough guy to act tough. Because there are a lot of people around, it is unlikely that if a fight should break out it will really go too far. Secondly, it provides unlimited opportunities to take shots are people who are not in a position to really defend themselves. There are always two or three of these guys playing Downtown. Ergo, if you choose to play pickup at the Downtown Y, gird your loins for battle, because 'chippy' is the name of the game. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">I have had some pretty serious injuries in the past, the worst one while I was trying to make it work at Itasca Community College (I didn't), and my knees and left ankle are still basically a mess. The combination of globetrotting and the attendant pressure have pretty much sapped my competitive basketball juices. I play to have fun and stay in shape now, and really hate when people start getting too serious. But every now and then, someone will do something, or say something, that makes me start playing 'for real' again. And that is how I inevitably will injure myself.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">On this particular afternoon, I wound up being guarded by one of the gentlemen pictured above. He was probably about 5'8 and maybe 140 lbs. So I had around 7 inches and 50 pounds on this little piece of stool. He decided that in guarding me, he would keep me away from the basket essentially by just trying to physically push me out of the lane with his hands. I found this humorous, and pushed back to get myself into the lane, and scored our teams first couple of baskets. This particular gentleman also decided he wanted to bring the ball up for his team, and did not realize that as an ex point guard, I am not particularly slow. Because the guy could barely dribble, I managed to strip him on a possession, and thought I was taking it to the other end for an easy two. And then the easily predictable happened.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">My opponent in honorable athletic contest had decided that he could run me down and block me. What he didn't realize is that I can jump decently high. He also didn't realize that he was rather short. And rather slow. The end result was that while I was in the air, dropping the ball in, he ran directly underneath me. Suddenly, I am aware that the world was upside down. In a fit of brilliance (or utter panic) I tried to tuck my head up as fast as I could hoping to prevent the inevitable whiplash head slam that normally accompanies this situation. So what I discovered instead was a new and exciting way to injure yourself in this predicament: You can curl into the fetal position mid-air, and land almost exclusively on your lower back. Don't worry, I informed N.A.S.A. of this development.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">On Monday, I was walking around the office like a zombie trying to balance books on his head. Any slight bending on my part resulted in pain shooting through my lower back and hips. Getting into and out of my desk was a ten step ordeal that required significant planning and preparation. One misstep would result in me falling down face first in front of several lawyers I respect and their suddenly confused and mortified clients. Not to mention that this likely would have resulted in some muffled wailing as I expressed my dissatisfaction with the situation and attempted to roll over like a mentally slow turtle. I was in this state for a few days.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">During the week I discovered the miracle that is the Icy-Hot back patch. While I have never discovered the exact nature of the injury I received (what's a hospital, by the way?), I did discover that the Icy-Hot back patch made me slightly more mobile. With the patch on, I could walk like a rather spry elderly woman, which was infinitely better than the first option. With my new found swagger, I bounced around the office like Betty White, as opposed to one of the extras from Thriller. Before the dance, not during the dance.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So with my newfound mobility, I was looking forward to again adding what I could to the logistical aspects of the law. For example, moving boxes around and running stuff to other offices and the courthouse are really an actual necessity that sometimes becomes troublesome. I genuinely did not mind when I was asked to do these things, because I felt like as a very physically able person, I should be ready and willing to do them. It was rare that I was enlisted into these jobs, but I was from time to time. Around this point, one of the other attorneys in the firm announces he needs someone to 'run something to the courthouse real quick.' For me, that was like the Bat Signal going up in Gotham. I was on that job like a drunk 8th Grade Gym teacher on Snooki's face. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So there I am, waddling at the speed of smell down the streets of downtown Louisville, with a motion in hand. What its for? I have no idea. To this day. Johnny Hustle does not stop to smell the roses, or read the motions when the clock is a factor. It is sometime after I walk across Fifth Street that I realized my particular 'gait,' and my attempt at speed made it look as though I had just shit myself. And it is also around this point that my Icy-Hot backpatch goes from 'Icy' to 'Hot.'</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Needless to say, by the time I reach the courthouse, I am sweating like a fat guy in the sauna. Combine this with the way I am walking, borderline delirium from the pain, and the fact that I'm waving around a motion like its an American flag and I'm at the Daytona 500, and you may imagine that I am drawing some attention. A person I knew from the Y who works at the County Attorney's Office saw me and waved hello, to which I quite calmly responded, "*GASP* I'VE GOT TO FILE A MOTION!" and waddled away post haste.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-79154397559563986312011-01-31T17:38:00.000-08:002011-01-31T17:38:15.091-08:00Machiavelli and Egypt - The Inevitable Failure of Mubarak/U.S. Folly/What we just don't get<em>"Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot." - Niccolo Machiavelli; Chapter 3, The Prince</em><br />
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If you have never worked through any of Machiavelli's writings, they are definitely worth a spot on your 'to read' list. The quote above is from The Prince, which is widely viewed as written in irony and intended more to be understood in his broader contexts of writings as opposed to representing his true opinions. Having read The Prince and most of The Discourses (which are absolutely huge, do not take these on lightly) I actually believe that this is true. Machiavelli was a great humanist, who used the emperors of Rome to suggest that the best rulers were those who were even-handed and respected by his people. The above quote seems to suggest that Machiavelli believed rulers should be despotic, vicious, and brutal in dealing with his subjects. But in reference to his greater body of works, it makes more sense to believe he meant this to be read as advocating generosity in dealing with subjects. <br />
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It is this quote from Machiavelli which leads us to one inevitable conclusion about Egypt - It could not succeed in its current state.<br />
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Muhammad Hosni Sayyid Mubarak was born in 1928 (quite an ironic year for the purposes of this writing), who rose through the ranks in the military and eventually became Anwar Sadat's Vice President in 1975. We won't go through the entire development of events that led up to this, although they do bear on the situation, but in 1981 Sadat was assassinated by his own generals due to his signing of the Egypt-Israel peace accords. After this Mubarak assumed office and has not relinquished it since. <br />
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Really ever since 1981, the United States and Egypt have been close allies. Egypt's willingness to play ball with Israel despite their history was basically set up by our willingness to give Egypt support and military hardware if they promised to play nice with Israel. An oversimplification, but basically a truism. In the meantime, Egypt has become one of the only Islamic countries to ally themselves with most Western European nations. Egypt has a relatively free media, unfettered internet access, and active public education. But there has been a hitch: Because our support of Egypt basically relies on their casual stance towards Israel, we fear the country being taken over by a regime which will change back to an aggressive stance. At the same time, we pay lip service towards 'reform,' and greater civil liberties. For reasons as old as Mubarak himself, this could not possibly be a successful formula.<br />
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The stage for Mubarak's failure was actually set for him long before 1981, however. In fact, it was set in 1928 by Hassan Al-Banna, the founder of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. I will not go into all the reasons for the creation of the MB, but it was mainly due to the colonial government of Britain (in the future I will write about the failures of the secularist national state in the Middle East). Al-Banna was a proponent of the return to the Sunnah (path) of Islam, and life according to the Prophet and the Great Caliphs. The MB became incredibly popular and set up chapters in Syria, Transjordan (now Jordan and Israel), and Lebanon. Many groups, such as Hamas and Hezbollah, can trace their roots back to activism which began in the MB. During WWII, the MB actively sided with the Nazis, performing espionage and other activities on their behalf. <br />
Eventually the MB was banned due to an attempted assassination of Abdel Nasser. Nasser was a staunch secularist and nationalist, who kept the MB out of the political process. This makes some sense in the context of the times. The religious reformers in the Middle East were openly critical of nationalists regimes which dominated at the time, and openly advocated for social change. Nasser was no different from any other nationalist regime; the MB likened him to "Pharoah" of the Old Testament, the oppressor of Moses and the Jews. (Reminder: Muslims believe that they too, are the children of Moses and Abraham.) After the attempt, Nasser went on a no holds barred campaign against his opposition. Thousands of members of the group were tortured, executed, or exiled. In this period of time, there was no real activism taking place in Egypt. Sayyid Qutb, the author of Milestones, left the country. You could not criticize Nasser, nor speak out against his government, without a knock on the door from the secret police. <br />
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During the Cold War, you could not run a bingo parlor without deciding whose camp you were in. You were either supplied and aided by the Soviets, or the Western bloc led by the U.S. Well, due to Nasser's relations to Israel, the U.S. led bloc would not support or aid Egypt. Therefore, they turned to the Soviets. Nasser modelled his political and economic structures after the USSR. Dissent was crushed; you fell into line or you fell into a ditch with a bullet in your brain. There were no other options. It was in this environment that the MB was fostered and created. One of outright, holistic oppression. 'Pharoah' was the object of hostility, and no one else. But what was also growing in the environment was resentment; not just from those with religious aims, but those who just plain did not like the socialist/nationalist structure in place. But that hostility was either pent up, or it was expressed in exile.<br />
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Let's fast forward back to the present. The MB still exists, and is still a large opposition group in Egypt. But basically the fact is this: Nasser and the Cold War Era policy of repressing dissent was carried over by Mubarak once he was in office. The problem was that once Egypt hitched their wagon to Western Europe, their new found allies began to press reforms onto Egypt. So Mubarak and his allies did the worst thing imaginable.<br />
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They allowed various forms of dissent and free speech. But once some invisible line was crossed, that dissent was squashed. This is a form of governance which is absolutely not sustainable. Mubarak broke Machiavelli's rule from The Prince. While Nasser's regime dealt with the people in very severe terms, crushing dissent and seeking to control, Mubarak's could be termed more 'passive-aggressive.' <br />
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A good example is how Mubarak handled election issues. Ostensibly, Mubarak was a 'President' of a republic which elected its President. But Mubarak has only run a handful of times due to Egypt being in a constant state of declared emergency. People may remember a few years ago the absolute catastrophe that was the Egyptian referendum. On election day, areas that were suspected to be anti-Mubarak had the polling places barred by the police. We gave them a quick slap on the wrist, but basically we did not mind that he did this because he said that these areas would elect Muslim Brotherhood candidates. Israel (presumably) jumped for joy when they saw that the Egyptian people were being kept from exercising their theoretical right to vote. Mubarak would have been better off saying there would be no elections whatsoever, as opposed to teasing his dissenters with the idea of a free election. People can only bear insult for so long.<br />
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We have made a colossal mistake in our judgment of Egypt. It should be apparent now that the spectre of radical Islam as the de facto heir of any regime was merely a pretext for Mubarak staying in power. These protests are largely led by secular university students, professionals, and others who have quite deliberately distanced themselves from the Muslim Brotherhood and any radical Islamic ideas. Earlier today I watched an interview with a woman leading a group of protestors. She wore no hijab or covering of anykind, and there were many women with them in the group. She spoke of a broken political process, not the desire to implement Shari'a law. I am certain that some groups would like that, but they appear to be a minority. However, this does not mean that these people do not share some of the Muslim Brotherhood's values and ideas. The most obvious example is that Egypt will no longer take a deferential stance with Israel; they may even go to war. The Egyptian people have the most negative opinions of Israel of any nation on Earth, according to many polls. They will elect a leader who reflects that. Might we see a very religious leader in Egypt? I do not presume to know the answer to that question. But I do know that this go round, the people will actually choose this leader.<br />
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Hopefully, this leader will deal generously with his people.John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-83162730392738633732011-01-27T12:43:00.000-08:002011-01-27T12:43:51.990-08:002011 - The Year I Finally get into shape!In the past I have often gotten a laugh out of the New Year's resolution crowd at the gym. I spent five years working as a trainer at a gym in Lexington, and I came to dread January like a fat kid dreads the swimming pool. I knew that once the door opened, I was going to spend the next eight weeks, minimum, doing equipment orientations, fitness assessments, and tours until I lost my ability to discern my job from my free time. <br />
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This was further aggravated by how hard it was to actually get workouts in during this period of time. I would often find myself lingering around in the weight room to get on a squat rack, while an overweight gentleman loaded 275 lbs worth of weights on the bar and stood around with it on his shoulders barely bobbing up and down, and then sneering when I asked to work in.<br />
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The worst part of all of this was one simple fact: I stopped believing in New Year's resolutions completely. It was hard not to get frustrated. I knew that no matter how tuned in I was, how hard I worked on programs for members, or how often I encouraged them, coddled them, or tried to motivate them, that the majority would never stick with it. I knew that most of the old guys coming in who started for Lexington Christians Junior Varsity football team in 1972 would believe they learned everything they knew about fitness by their sophomore year of high school (and then they blow out their knee, back, and stomach). I knew that most of the college girls coming in would run away from free weights because they thought it would make them 'manly' (it doesn't). <br />
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And worst of all: I knew that many of them would become frustrated, decide they could not do it, and then quit. It honestly, truly, broke my heart every year. This has led me to have a negative opinion of New Year's resolutions in general. But in particular, it has led me to be incredibly cynical about those which are in anyway related to fitness. So why did I make one?<br />
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Well this actually all started the other day because of a conversation I was having with McKenzie regarding people settling for being 'good enough' to get by. I think that in many respects this attitude pervades in our society, and to our detriment. We decide to accept our 'limitations' and often times we do not really test or question them. Much like the people who would decide that they were not capable of working out. That's what resolutions are all about! They are supposed to be about changing something in your life; not accepting the status quo. I came to the conclusion that for about the last 3 years, I have been living in a very hypocritical fashion. I can run a mile in under 6 minutes, am roughly 9% body fat, (yadda yadda blah blah semi impressive fitness related number), and the end result of all this is that I am in better shape than a whole lot of men my age. But is that enough? I have decided that no, it is not.<br />
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So my resolution is this: By this time next year, I will bench press 265 lbs, and my standing vertical will be back to 32" where it was when I was 23. And here is how......<br />
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<strong><u>Operation Big Ass Bench Press</u></strong><br />
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Right now, I bench press 220 lbs, and weigh 185. The average man can bench press his own weight, so this puts me somewhat ahead of the curve. I have hovered between 225-205 as a max for about the last 18 months or so, fluctuating in inverse proportionality to certain workouts I do and what the focus of a particular month or two are. But I have sort of come to accept that this is my worst lift. Proportionally, I should be stronger in this lift. A good measure of equal chest/back strength is to see if you can bench press your weight in an equal number of repetitions to full pullups. The numbers should be close. But I can do about 15 pullups, and only bench 185 6 times. That is out of proportion. <br />
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So I'm going to blow it up. I'm going to use a two day system for this lift, Mondays and Friday, with a different focus on each day. The idea will be to actually train my muscles to work in a new way in conjunction with bearing the load. I will do this for the next 8 weeks and retest.<br />
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The best way to lift is to lower the weight (eccentric phase) in a controlled and slow fashion, while pushing the weight hard on the way up (concentric phase). This is an oversimplification, but its basically accurate. My theory is that I will train my muscles to fire faster in the concentric phase, to blast through the weight instead of just lifting it. This will access and train Type II muscle fibers; the big, nasty ones that help you jump high and hit hard. <br />
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So on Day 1 I will do 9 sets of 3 repetitions with one half of my max. So right now thats about 110. I will attempt to do these sets with about 30-45 seconds of rest in between. I will attempt to finish each set in less than 3 seconds. This will ensure two things: First, the time limit will ensure that on each lift I am using an absolute maximum effort. Doing this will actually generate more energy than a lift with a heavier weight at a slower speed. I won't go through all the math (ask if you are fascinated, or sick, or both) but a lift with 220 lbs that takes 2 and a half seconds to push will generate only 150 watts. However, pushing 110 lbs in less than half a second generates 298 watts. Almost twice the energy. Hopefully, by actually generating more energy, I can train my muscles to actually do the same.<br />
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Oftentimes, you will hear people talk about a 'sticking point' in a lift. A sticking point is the point at which the force your muscles exert on the weight actually equal the weight itself. This is dangerous because unlike the weight (which exerts a consistent force) your muscles cannot continue to exert this force without fatiguing. So on this day, I will attempt to train my muscles to break this barrier, and push more consistently.<br />
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So to do this, I will use three different lifts which all emphasize the sticking point of the bench press. The hope is to overload the muscles that are engaged in the lift, and to exaggerate the strain on that particular portion of the lift. The towel bench press, floor bench press, and pin bench press all cut the movement off at or around the sticking point of the lift. There are examples of these online.<br />
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What I will do on Friday is start by lifting the bar in a set of 3 with normal reps. I will continue to add 20 lbs until it becomes difficult to do 3 reps, at which point I will switch to 1 rep. Then, I will keep doing repetitions with more weight until I cannot get the weight up. I will aim to be able to do more weight each week.<br />
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Thats how I'm hoping to improve the bench. Now for the ups.<br />
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<strong><u>Operation Squirrelly</u></strong><strong><u></u></strong><br />
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</div>Deciding to go back to the vertical drawing board made me feel a lot like Rocky Balboa talking to Duke in this scene. I have done so much damage to my knees, back, hips, and ankles over the years that certain things are just plain out of the picture.<br />
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The way I did it before was plain, old-fashioned, high-volume, high-weight, sessions with deadlifts, squats, olympic lifts, kettlebells, and probably a small curly mustache and a unitard. I would hit the track for sprints every other day, and often do this the same day as the lower body lifts. But nowadays.....<br />
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Tendinitis limits what kind of volume I can actually take in terms of pounding on the knees. Today, going out to a track for an 1 1/2 session of 100s, 60s, 40s, and agilities is out of the question. I have had a herniated disc, which is one of those super fun recurring injuries. Because of that, doing sessions which focus primarily on hard-load bearing lifts like squats are out. I'm in law school, which sometimes requires my attention. Because of that, I can't just play 2 hours of ball everyday and let it jump back up naturally. Nope, if this is going to happen, I'm going to have to go squirrelly.<br />
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When I say squirrelly, I mean quick, agile, and light. My focus will be to increase my flexibility, core strength, and balance. These things all greatly affect your ability to explode upwards. I still have the base strength (I can still squat 290), but there is a serious ceiling on that for me. Instead, I need to improve the other facets of my ability to move, and hope that the gains I can make up in this arena will make up the vertical difference. Right now my standing is 29 (running around 31), so the goal is to gain 3 inches in a year. But that is a hell of a trick (I will explain some vertical leap myths in another post, there are HUNDREDS). Let me say up front that part of this is counterintuitive to the bench press goal. It is a hell of a trick if you can gain strength without putting on any weight. But I cannot possibly achieve this goal and gain anything more than 5 or 6 pounds. However, I have a plan......<br />
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<u>Hugh Jass Day</u><br />
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Say it out loud. This will be every Monday for the next 8 weeks, and it will be a pure focus on hamstrings and glutes. As I always used to say, if you want to jump high, you need big ol powerful buttcheeks. Normally if you want to do this, I tell people deadlifts, front squats, and back squats are the way to go. But my back and knees can't handle that strain. So those have to be done in moderation, as opposed to excess. <br />
So on this day, I will first do 10 minutes of stretching, followed by jumping rope. After this, I will do Deadlifts, single leg squats, and 1 legged deadlifts. The deadlifts will build on some of the base strength, but the single leg squats and 1 legged deadlifts will challenge my ability to balance. That balance is critical to movement and quickness.<br />
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<u>Pop Days</u><br />
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Pop days will be on Wednesdays and Saturdays. What the 'pop' refers to is the ability to quickly fire the muscles in my legs to push away from the ground. This will begin the same way (stretching and jump rope), but then it will transition into plyometrics, squats, and more balance work. This will be the hardest day, in the sense that I will have to ensure I am properly warmed up, loose, and ready to do a lot of work.<br />
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<strong><u>Verdict</u></strong><br />
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This is going to be pretty difficult, but barring injury, I am confident I have the wherewithall to pull it off. In any event, it feels good to once again have an actual athletic goal. Although, I can't help but share the sentiments of the preacher from the Mel Brooks' classic Blazing Saddles (fastforward to about :50)...<br />
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Let me interject here with a small breakdown of what has happened recently involving Robert Bentley, who was recently sworn in as the Governor of Alabama. At his swearing-in, Governor Bentley stated, "anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister, and I want to be your brother." I will say two things in Governor Bentley's defense before I explain my reasons for being incredibly disappointed and disturbed at this statement.<br />
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First, he did say this in a church and he is a Pastor. The problem with this being that when one takes on a role of leadership within the United States government, you must not show bias in the execution of your official duties. He chose the site of his swearing-in, and made this statement during the course of this ceremony. So while he may have slipped into "Pastor mode" a little bit, he should have been very wary of doing so. For those of you who may think that it is unreasonable to ask such a man to refrain from a proselytizing statement, remember this: He ran for office and he understands the job requirements. If you cannot accept that a position is supposed to maintain an air of neutrality, do not take the position. This is the same reasons that Hindus do not become cattle butchers or Jehovah's Witnesses do not become surgeons. But I digress.<br />
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Second, the statement within the context of the born-again Christian tradition is relatively harmless. To the vast majority of people in the room, the statement probably just washed over them without so much as a blink. But to a non-Christian, there is a very explicit message of inequality in that. If I were a Muslim or a Jew living in Alabama, whether or not I voted for Bentley, I would have been incredibly upset by that statement. Bentley also said, "if we don't have the same daddy, then we're not brothers and sisters." So while theologically I can make a sound argument that despite the later language, one could include Jews and Muslims, everyone else is clearly outside this fence. <br />
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To me, personally, there is nothing wrong with an elected official discussing their faith. Obama has done this more than most Presidents in memory (mainly due to the fixation of some in this nation that he is Muslim), but many other great statesmen of this country have done likewise. I will include some examples below:<br />
<u>Daniel Webster; Masschusetts Senator 1845-1850</u><br />
<em>"...our ancestors established their system of government on morality and religious sentiment. Moral habits they believed, cannot safely be trusted on any foundation other than religious principle, nor any government be secure which is not supported by moral habits... Let the religious element in man's nature be neglected, let him be influenced by no higher motives than low self interest, and subjected to no stronger restraint than the limits of civil authority and he becomes the creature of selfish passion and blind fanaticism... On the other hand, the cultivation of the religious sentiment represses licentiousness... inspires respect for law and order, and gives strength to the whole social fabric at the same time that it conducts the human soul upward to the Author of its being."</em><br />
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<u>John Hancock, Governor of Massachusetts (from his inaugural address in 1780)</u><br />
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<em>"Sensible of the importance of Christian piety and virtue to the order and happiness of a state, I cannot but earnestly commend to you every measure for their support and encouragement that shall not infringe the rights of conscience, which I rejoice to see established by the Constitution on so broad a basis; and if anything can be further done on the same basis for the relief of the public teachers of religion and morality, an order of men greatly useful to their country, and who have particularly suffered in the defense of its rights by the depreciation of currency; as also for the relief of widows and orphans, many of whom have been distressed in the same way, and who are particularly committed by Heaven to the protection of civil rulers, I shall most readily concur with you in every such measure."</em><br />
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<u>John F. Kennedy, President (yeah, you probably know of him. Speech to a delegation of Protestant Ministers during the hysteria that ensued once people began discussing his Catholicism.)</u><br />
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<em>For while this year it may be a Catholic against whom the finger of suspicion is pointed, in other years it has been, and may someday be again, a Jew— or a Quaker or a Unitarian or a Baptist. It was Virginia's harassment of Baptist preachers, for example, that helped lead to Jefferson's statute of religious freedom. Today I may be the victim, but tomorrow it may be you — until the whole fabric of our harmonious society is ripped at a time of great national peril.</em><br />
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There are thousands of examples like this. Where these messages greatly differ from the message delivered by Bentley is that these messages from great leaders are not exclusionary statements. They do not seem to lift any religion over any other. Certainly some founding fathers (notably John Adams) believed that Christianity, and in particular certain sects, should be superior. But they did not carry the day in 1787. Their arguments for Christian supremacy did not make it into the Constitution, and that was quite deliberate. <br />
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So we are right as a nation to be upset or disturbed when a leader of ours makes a statement which lifts one group of Americans over another. We are all entitled to equal protection of the laws. We are all entitled to a government which does not seek to influence our conscience on religious matters. These are the guarantees of the law; not moralisms, not norms, or modes of understanding. So it is written, so shall be done, as they say.<br />
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That is why a statement that can easily be interpreted as saying if you want to be my equal, you must become a born-again Christian, is not an acceptable one. If your faith requires you to believe that anyone who is not of your ilk is inferior, or that those who share your faith must be treated better than those who do not, you are not capable of service to the United States as an elected official. If you cannot do this, you should not run. Again, the same reason your surgeon is not a Jehovah's Witness.<br />
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But what about James Folsom? Why was a man voted out of office for his beliefs in Alabama? Well the trouble really started in 1949 on Christmas day. Traditionally, many elected officials make statements on Christmas, and many of them are religious, or have a religious tone. Well Governor Folsom was a strong Christian man, who decided that the time was right to talk about the love of Jesus Christ. And in the process, he damned himself. I will reproduce certain portions of this speech here, but you can find the whole thing online. I ensure you that I will not mischaracterize the nature of this radio address; if any of you believe I have once you have read it in its' entirety, I would welcome the opportunity to correct. (I should also note that William Safire currently holds the copyright to reproduce this whole speech. Hopefully this post won't be yanked)<br />
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<em>I am happy to have this opportunity to speak to the people of Alabama on Christmas Day. This is the greatest day, the most revered day, of our entire calendar. It is the birthday of Christ, who was the greatest humanitarian the world has ever known....</em><br />
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<em>The very foundation of democracy rests on Christianity, upon the principles set forth by Christ himself. And I believe that it is no mere speculation to say that, without a government that guaranteed freedom of religious worship, this nation would have never become the great America that it is....</em><br />
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<em>Our negroes, who consti</em><em>tute 35 percent of our population in Alabama- are they getting 35 percent of the fair share of living?. . . Are they provided with sufficient professional training which will produce their own doctors, professors, lawyers, clergymen, scientists- men and women who pave the way for better health, greater earning powers, and a higher standard of living for all of their people?. . . </em><br />
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<em>As long as negroes are held down by deprivation and a lack of opportunity, the other poor people will be held down alongside them. There are others too, who would share in our thoughts of the neglected - wounded veterans, the blind, shut-ins, the crippled, and on and on.</em><br />
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<em>The job for us here in Alabama is a positive one. It is time for us to adopt a positive attitude towards our fellowman.</em><br />
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Folsom insisted that it was his Christian beliefs that forced him to take the stand that he did on the radio that day. Alabama was having none of it. The state legislature refused to work with him, shooting down everything that came before them. He was demonized by white Alabama; which was likely all Christian. The man who rode a populist wave of support into the Governor's mansion was then run out of town on a rail in the next one because he dared to put forth a message of charity and inclusion.<br />
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However, Alabama fell on hard times. In 1954, Folsom was re-elected. But once again, he refused to desert his position on American Civil Rights. Because he refused to condemn Dr. King as many of his colleagues did, because he wanted to enforce the Brown decision, Folsom was again cast out. This time permanently.<br />
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I have contrasted Bentley with Folsom for a reason. Bentley's message was one that could easily be taken as exclusionist. As Rabbi Johnathan Miller of Birmingham, Alabama said, in a letter to Bentley, "I felt disenfranchised from your grace as our leader in the hours after your inauguration." Miller's letter is also worth a read, and it is on the internet. But what do people say to those who were offended or hurt by the message? "Too bad." "Move to another state." "Who cares." "You took it the wrong way." Bentley's exclusionist language is excused, lauded, and we all move on, ignoring groups that the late James Folsom would have heartily reached out to.<br />
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But what happpened to Folsom? How did we react to his positive message? Well, Alabama voted him out of office. Twice. It is also worth mentioning who they put in his place, because it is a fellow some of you probably know of: George Wallace. The man who would later become famous for personally barring the entrance of the University of Alabama to black students. Alabama traded a man who believed that Christ was a champion of equality for a man who believed that Christ implicitly supported the slave trade.<br />
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It is critical that American citizens look at their public officials as being neutral, objective, and fair. Without that, people lose faith in the system. Look at countries around the world where religion or ethnicity is a legitimate legislating point, and look at what happens because of it. Sri Lanka has been in a civil war for about 30 years. The Sudan is about to split apart, and a genocide of unknown proportions has taken place there. Look at the Georgian war with Russia. Ethnic and Religious undercurrents pervade those conflicts. We do not allow these things to be legitimate points of governance because the Founding Fathers, by the majority, agreed that to do so would be to invite discord and violence.<br />
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I do not believe that Robert Bentley is a bad person; and I don't believe he meant his words to be taken to mean that he could not be a fair leader. And I do not believe that those words indicate he is incapable of doing so. But I do believe that if a man chooses to be a represent of all of his people, he must endeavor in every respect to do just that. Robert Bentley has stumbled out of the gates; and he has been called out on it. Let's not make more of it than what it was. Some people have gone way too far in their condemnations. But let's not act like it was meaningless, or acceptable. But I fear that in the great state of Alabama, such a message may be all too acceptable. John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-49871280656346976902011-01-09T10:36:00.000-08:002011-01-09T10:36:11.114-08:00Yesterday's Incident - My ThoughtsAs I watched the events of yesterday unfold, my mind kept going back to my undergraduate work in Anthropology that focused around communal violence and "cults." In 1978, Congressman Leo Ryan was assassinated by members of the People's Temple in Guyana as he attempted to return to the capital of Georgetown. I have heard many people comparing the incidents. Because I studied one of them extensively, I thought perhaps I could offer some meaningful opinions on what is similar, what is different, and perhaps what it means for us as a nation. Maybe even what we should do about it. I also found some similarities between this incident and the Aum Shinrikyo attacks in Japan and certain aspects of David Koresh's rants.<br />
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<em>(Author's Note: The best source for anyone who wants to learn about what happened in Guyana is a book entitled Our Father Who Art in Hell, by James Reston Jr. It was written during the year immediately after the tragedy, and is an excellent resource for anyone interested. I have a slightly dog-eared copy with many tabs in it. You may borrow it if you wish. But do not remove my tabs. God help you should you remove my tabs. In fact everything I talk about here I've got a lot of print on. Just ask if you are interested.)</em><br />
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<u>Leo Ryan v. Gabrielle Giffords</u><br />
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Leo Ryan was a classical 1970s "man's man," who molded himself in the form of a sort of investigative legislator. He was never satisfied with second-hand information, and always sought to find out the truth in person. For example, in 1965, Ryan actually disguised himself as an inmate in Folsom Prison for ten days to discover what it was like there while he was serving the California State Assembly. When Ryan went to Guyana he went there with no United States Marshals, or any kind of law enforcement. He believed that this sort of thing would incite Jones to violence, or at least make people reluctant to deal with him. <br />
In any event, Jim Jones was a well known sham by this point in his career, and was notoriously unstable. Ryan was actively warned by many, including the FBI, that travelling to Guyana would agitate him. He refused to listen, believing that if he did not go he would look like a coward. Ryan's bravado resulted in the deaths of most of the crew that came with him (By the way, Dan Qualye was originally supposed to make the trip).<br />
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This is an actual image taken by a cameraman at NBC as the group was being fired upon. It was the last thing several people ever saw.<br />
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Giffords (at the time of writing) near assassination could not be under more different circumstances. Far from being an active agitator, Giffords was simply holding a rather standard 'town-hall' sort of meeting in a public place. Much is being made of the threats that had been levelled at Giffords before, but I am unsure of how they should currently be characterized in wake of available information, but I will get into that later. The critical distinction is this: Ryan walked into hell. Hell walked up to Giffords and shook her hand. That should be very disconcerting for us as American citizens, and even more so for the citizens of Arizona. How someone managed to get to a member of Congress point blank with a Glock 9 mm and then shoot her and 19 other people is absolutely confounding. Why he did so is not relevant to this point, although I have some idea of why with the information available. Why was there no security at this event? How did someone with Loughner's record wind up with a powerful semi-automatic handgun with 90 rounds of ammunition and extended clips?<br />
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I should point out that if you have followed the story, than you are aware that Loughner was not the only armed private citizen at this assembly. The man who restrained him was armed. I am absolutely sick of hearing people comment with something akin to "well, if I was there with MY Glock 9 mm....." Just stop it. You have no clue what you would have, or could have done. You could just as easily have wound up being shot in the head . Sorry, temporary irrelevant rant.<br />
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The threats against Giffords DID in fact come from "Tea Party" types. Most of these were in relation to the healthcare bill and to Giffords active criticism of her close friend Jan Brewer's immigration policy. Her office routinely received death threats and was vandalized. Therefore it is not surprising that many people immediately assumed that the shooter was directly related to the Tea Party. However, it appears this is not the case. But I think it is highly unlikely that Loughner acted alone, and I would not be shocked if someone 'nudged' him in Giffords' direction. Here is why:<br />
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<u>Larry Layton & Susan Atkins v. Jared Lee Loughner</u><br />
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I'm sure many of you have heard of Susan Atkins, but I would bet that Larry Layton is a less well known figure. Susan Atkins was a member of the famous "Manson Family" who murdered the LeBianca family, Sharon Tate and her friends, and are suspected in numerous unsolved murders around the time of their activity. Larry Layton was one of Jim Jones most trusted lieutenants, although he is probably more accurately described as a foot soldier. Layton disguised himself as a "defector" to leave Jonestown with Ryan before opening fire on them in the plane while it was parked on the runway. Had his gun not backfired, he could have easily killed everyone on board. What I am going to get at here is a sort of cultural/social, and maybe psychological, link between these three people.<br />
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I will note from the start that I have little to no background in psychology. My focus is elsewhere, which is why I will not attempt to draw some sort of "psychological profile." To be honest, I have doubts over which model is more efficient, although I suppose those both often end in similar places.<br />
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People in every culture I have ever studied have a deep seeded need for some purpose, some sense of direction. This is a very prevalent norm in American society. All you need to do is look around our streets to see it everywhere. We have clubs, religion, political parties, thousands of things you can easily think of which help us to define ourselves, our purpose in life, and our direction. Most people do not think of themselves as having any similarity to people like Loughner. But you do. So do I. I am an Eastern Kentuckian who attends law school and aspires to one day work for the FBI. In this sentence I have revealed crucial parts of my identity and purpose. My surroundings and circumstances have helped shape me, helped define those goals and facets of my identity, and continue to guide me. Sometimes this sort of thinking makes people uncomfortable, but I feel that recognizing our own need for belonging and direction is a very healthy thing. Just my opinion.<br />
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In any event, Layton and Atkins come from that classic mold of the person who is seeking a direction. The direction that they found was given to them by a leader; a person who was charismatic, charming, and convincing. That person then convinced them that to achieve their purpose, they needed to kill. I theorize that Loughner was the same. People like Layton, Atkins, and Loughner, are (pardon the irony of the expression) like loaded guns. There is so much repressed energy that can be released in a dangerous way. But for it to happen, someone needs to aim them, and pull the trigger.<br />
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Read Loughner's posts on youtube. They make absolutely no sense. They are directed at no one in particular, speak in nonsensical tautologies, and appear for the most part to be benign nonsense. This is wildly different from someone who is a self-motivated sort of mass murderer like Seung-Hui Cho. Cho (the Virginia Tech shooter) had volumes of ultra-violent bloody writings, where he fantasized about the mass murder of classmates and teachers. Cho had mental disorders that were diagnosed as early as his 7th grade year. The Columbine killers were similar to Cho, with histories of mental disorders and worshipping violence. Loughner, appears at the moment anyway, to just be a troubled kid with a history of personal failures. I feel that Loughner's 'purpose' in life became about showing people how the government was brainwashing us all, using fake currency, and other such conspiracy theories which are prevalent online. The internet has become all about new forms of identity and ideas. I am very interested to see why Giffords herself was chosen, as if this was just purely anti-government, any number of choices would have made sense. Perhaps it was because of her vulnerability and visibility at the rally. Or perhaps because Loughner was informed that this was the person who was his enemy. Similar to how Layton and Atkins were informed who their targets were.<br />
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There could be a hint to this buried in his last message on Myspace. The one imploring his friends to "not be mad" at him. If Loughner acted alone, and was only motivated by his own recognitions of who his enemy was, why would he apologize for acting for everyone's benefit? Unless he knew that many of his "friends" would not understand what he now did "understand," thanks to his motivator? <br />
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Just a theory......More to come as we learn more....John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-50653042519983538642010-04-29T06:28:00.001-07:002010-04-30T14:35:26.795-07:00What I learned my first year of law schoolTomorrow at around noon, I will officially be done with my first year of law school. It is a surreal experience for me. But I thought I would share some of the lessons I took from my first year of law school and share them with the rest of you.<br /><br /><strong><u>1. Civil Law is more strict than I realized</u></strong><br /><br />For those blessed people who are not in law school, civil law is essentially our way of righting wrongs that are not socially repugnant enough to be deemed criminal. Or at least that is the story they tell you. The fact is that many of the things that are 'civil' wrongs are far worse than criminal ones. But then most criminal wrongs that you can easily imagine are just punished with small fines, such as A.I., jay walking, speeding, etc. Technically these are criminal.<br /><br /><br />So what is Civil Law? Well there is some overlap, but in general it is like this: Things we understand just happen in civil society, but we don't want to lock up the folks who do it. Think drunken fights. If you are a male, you like to drink, and you went to college, it is almost certain that you were either a participant or spectator in a drunken fight. Well lets say one of those dudes gets messed up a bit and needs to go to the hospital. The DA may pursue a criminal charge (if a complaint is filed), he may not. But either way the guy who got the shit knocked out of him can try to get the shit-knocker (often called a tortfeasor) to pay for the bills by suing him for battery. But you know what does NOT protect you in a civil claim?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"I didn't mean to do it"<br /><br /><br />Too bad. This is the law of negligence. We aren't JUDGING you morally, we're just holding you responsible because you're an ass. Or were temporarily an ass. Doesn't matter. People all the time think they can get out of trouble because they didn't mean to do something (hold this thought, criminal has something to say about that). That is a defense lawyers nightmare in many cases. Hell, admitting you were responsible is basically a death knell for a defendants chances at winning oftentimes.<br /><br /><br /><strong><u>2. Criminal Law is more philosophical than I thought</u></strong><br /><br /><br />Perhaps I was biased when I got here because I had some interesting experiences with the five-o. I basically thought criminal law was just about tossing people in jail, "an eye for an eye" sort of crap. I wanted to do law enforcement or be a prosecutor to bring a more nuanced approach and perspective to certain situations.<br /><br /><br />But it's already there.<br /><br /><br />Criminal law (in theory) may be the most theoretical of all legal disciplines. And despite how I felt about my performance on the test, primarily because it was nut stomping hard, I loved the class. If criminal law was any biblical comment, it may be "judge not, lest ye be judged." We care about why someone committed a crime and what they were thinking when they did it. Now that is not to say that there aren't some harebrained prosecutors running around looking for old testament justice everytime a kid gets picked up for having a joint in his pocket, but the theory is very result oriented. Why do we punish? Why do we care what someone thought? Judge Clayton once said to us in a meeting that she had been a lawyer since the early 70s, and a judge for a long time. In all that time, she met "maybe three people" that were just plain evil. Criminal law judges your act, but who you are, the life you have led, and other things ALL matter. I love it.<br /><br /><br /><strong><u>3. Contracts - The art of boning strangers with pretty, pretty words</u></strong><br /><br /><br /><p>I did well in Contracts last semester, and I know I did well this semester. So let me share some wisdom with you:</p><p>If you are going to enter into a possibly life altering sort of contract (loans, etc), before you sign it get a lawyer. I REPEAT.....Get...a fucking....lawyer..... Common sense has no place in Contracts. It is about judicial economy and efficiency in the market. You have no idea what you are signing. How do I know? I led several study groups on the matter, got good grades in the class, and even received booze from fellow students for aiding them. And I still don't know SHIT. If you bring me a question about a contract (or anything legal pertaining to your personal life for that matter) I might slap you. Find a lawyer. A good. Find someone who is a transaction specialist and they could save you from a terrible deal, or find one that is fantastic. </p><br /><p>BUT......</p><br /><p><strong><u>4. Lawyers CANNOT get your dumbass out of everything</u></strong></p><br /><p>Some things are so clear cut against you that guess what, your dumbass is up a creek. Lawyers are officers of the court. Not the court itself. When someone walks in to a lawyers office and says,</p><p>"Hey man, I went to work right? And I got high there, and may or may not have driven my delivery truck into a group of school children and then they fired me....But hey look, I think they may have discriminated against me...."</p><p>People make a big deal out of the "Johnnie Cochran" type of lawyers. Yeah, that is overblown. No lawyer wins every case, and you know why? Because not every CLIENT is a winner. A great lawyer can maybe cut you a better deal or something, but not win. Guess what? You shoot a police officer in the face on video because he pulled your drunk ass over and didn't want to deal with him? It doesn't matter if your defense panel is Atticus Finch, Matlock, Perry Mason, and Jesus Christ, you are GOING TO GO to jail.<br /><strong><u></u></strong></p><p>"But John, what about all those folks who get off on procedural stuff?" That is not because someone has a great defense attorney. It because either the authorities who brought them in, the judge, or the prosecutor is/are idiot(s). An average attorney can pick up on obvious problems with process etc.</p><p><strong><u>5. Brace for the hate</u></strong></p><p>Lawyers have some unfortunate stereotypes, and for the most part I believe that these stereotypes are not deserved. But that is not the only thing that is going to slam up against us. A person that I briefly knew posted a story about how the Supreme Court overturned someone's sentence for selling dog fighting videos. The story seemed to indicate that the reason the court did not uphold the man's sentence was because of the first amendment. I didn't think that this was the whole story, so I found the actual opinion issued by the court. The court really overturned his sentence due to the poor wording in the statute, which 8 of the Supreme Court justices thought had the possibility to end up giving people who distributed images of animal cruelty worse punishments than the offenders themselves. In other words, their reasoning may have been based in protections of free speech, but the HOLDING itself did not even mention the first amendment. I weighed in on her wall, and said that it was probably a temporary setback for the dog-fighting issue due to the statutory problem. I assure you I did this in a very respectful way.</p><p>Her response was to say "thank you" and then point out that just because she was not in law school did not mean she was not aware of that (I suppose she has access to Westlaw), and that "[she] did get into law school, I chose not to go." And then she said that she was just expressing her opinion, and didn't have to agree with the court (which I didn't say she did), which was what the case was all about, the First Amendment (which it wasn't, incidentally, it was the guys ticket into court but barely played a role). She then posted a status about being tired of people insinuating that teachers were stupid. Wow. Can I have a serving of self righteous indignation with a side of sanctimony? I have related this incident to two lawyers, who both said that in so many words, it's only the tip of the iceberg.</p><p>Here is the difference between the Law and something like Medicine. Most of the general public does not think they know anything about medicine, with the exception of holistic medicine folks etc. But almost every asshole walking down the street thinks that they know the law. If your none law school friends start talking about the law, and they are wrong, be careful about weighing in. Both of the lawyers I told about this said that unless you are invited in, you will almost definitely get accused of thinking that they are stupid. And it doesn't matter if they are wrong. And I mean like, Glenn Beck wrong.</p><p><strong><u>6. I couldn't have made a better choice</u></strong></p><p>I seriously love it here. And I would recommend law school to anyone....Anyone who doesn't mind your entire grade being one test or paper, doesn't need professors constantly telling you how smart you are, don't mind looking like a dangerous retard in front of your classmates at least once a semester, likes beer, hates sleep, loves debt, and knows how to look like you're paying attention while you space out. Oh yeah, and if you want to make a difference in the world while making good money, this is a good choice too.</p>John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-23113748991032503792010-04-21T14:29:00.000-07:002010-04-21T14:53:14.089-07:00Open Letter to the Tollbooth Guy at the YMCA Parking LotYou are fucking me bigtime. What's more, I KNOW you are fucking me bigtime. This is starting to become a serious problem. At first when you overcharged me, I figured it was an honest mistake. No big deal. Not the kind of thing worth getting riled up about. However, this has now happened several times. <br /><br />Tollbooth Guy, you charge me $4 when I know I owe you $2. You sit there and smile at me like a 3 year old child who insists they didn't eat the last cookie but was too busy revelling in their presumed victory to wipe the goddammed chocolate off their face. What was it that made me a target for your economic scheme? My impeccable dress, often consisting of clothing made by fine designers like John Deere? My flashy car, which has two broken mirrors, smells like burning and dust, and has enough of my shit in the back that I could camp out for a week in it if I ever got stranded on the highway? Perhaps my mannerisms, which have often caused me to be confused with New England socialites, or employees of Bass Pro Shop.<br /><br />Tollbooth guy, you are not my intellectual superior. The fact that I haven't busted you and unleashed a verbal barrage of my utter disdain for your bullshit shenanigans is the fact that there are 10 people behind me that you are also preparing to give a human booster shot to on their way out the door. If I don't pay you, I hold them up. You are in a position of adhesion; a retarded chimp without the slightest ability to form a single thought could also overcharge me for my parking with the same efficiency, albeit in a far more interesting way.<br /><br />Why can't you be more like tollbooth ladies? The tollbooth ladies are always nice, and I go out of my way to be nice to them. We exchange small talk about vacations and school, and one of them even went out of her way to tell me how to avoid the rush at Thunder Over Louisville! I used to make a point to try to talk to you. I would try old timeless classics like, "Good Morning!" and "How are you today, friend?" You response would always be to stare back through your glasses, with cold and vacant eyes, revealing a life of wasted opportunity, countless hours pursuing meaningless temporary pleasures and self-hatred. And then you charge me four goddammed dollars.<br /><br />The times they are a changing, tollbooth guy. All things must end. This too, must end. There will come a day where you charge me $4, and I break up into that tollbooth like Shaft and free the beast all over you. All the fuck over you. People will be leaping out of there cars cheering, as I wail on you with great vengeance and furious anger. I will rejoice in your defeat, and the city of Louisville will thank me. Thats right tollbooth guy.....Keep doing it.....Just 4 or 5 hundred more times....John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-46048579224382139902010-04-16T16:14:00.001-07:002010-04-16T20:11:03.765-07:00An idiots guide to Dueling<div align="center"><br /></div><br /><br /><div align="left">(Note to Kentucky Bar Asssociation: This is all a big joke)</div><br /><br /><div align="left"><br /></div><br /><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left">For those of my followers who are not familiar with the Kentucky Bar Association, you are not allowed to participate in a duel. Or be a second. Southern culture was (and in many respects I wish still was) very much honor based. Think samurais with mint juleps.<img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 254px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460880172187935058" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_42lCiltEcms/S8jxlWg8YVI/AAAAAAAAAAk/aDcmV7rBQqk/s320/gentleman.jpg" /> </div><br /><br /><p align="center">You sir, would do best to keep my name out of your mouth. I'm packing.</p><br /><br /><p align="left">Anyway, this was definitely a fashionable way to handle a dispute. So fashionable in fact, that it became a major problem in a lot of Southern states. Duels were a big spectacle. It hurt productivity, messed with the ability of legislative bodies to plan, and etc etc. Oh yeah, and a lot of people got killed doing it. Anyways, dueling wasn't a simple thing. It wasn't like the cartoons where a you have some people slap each other with a glove and all of a sudden its on. On till the break of dawn. I stumbled upon a dueling codex, called the Irish Code Duello. These are 26 provisions that governed thousands of duels. I will share a few of these.</p><br /><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;"><em>Commandment 1: The first insult requires the first apology, though the retort may have been more offensive than the insult. Example: A tells B that he is impertinent (editors note: this translates to "a dick" in modern times) and B retorts that A is a liar; yet A must give the first apology, because he gave the first offense, and after one fire, B may explain away the retort by apology</em></span></p><br /><br /><p align="left">Now, lets break that down. In other words, once you are in this, someone is shooting. A must apologize <em>before </em>a shot is fired. If you find that to be counter-intuitive, welcome to the club. The point of the whole affair is not determining right and wrong; it is proving yourself as an honorable person. That means saying sorry for something that you are willing to die for. Now, if one shot is fired, no one is hit, both sides apologize, everyone goes home happy....Or fuck that right?</p><br /><p><em>Commandment 2: But if the parties would rather fight on, then, after two shots each (but in no event before), B may explain first and A apologize after.</em></p><br /><p>Summary: You CANNOT apologize until you shoot at each other. Twice. Bare minimum. See -</p><br /><p><em>Commandment 7: But NO apology can be received in any case after the parties have actually taken their ground without an exchange of shots.</em></p><br /><p>Summary: We came to see a show, bitch. If everyone makes it to the dueling ground, with their seconds, and guns in hand there will be shooting. There was no backing out at this point. You were going to GET IT THE FUCK ON. And in case you are wondering, here is the best commandment:</p><br /><p><em>Commandment 12: No dumb firing or firing in the air is admissible in any case. The challenger ought not to have challenged without receiving offense, and the challenged ought, if he made the offense, apology before he came on the ground; therefore children's play must be dishounorable on either side.</em></p><br /><p>Summary: Shoot to kill. No one has come out to watch you puss out at the last second. The interesting thing to me about this is the caveat saying basically "hey, if you aren't pissed enough to kill a man, shut up." This reminds me of an old Friend family saying: "If you aren't mad enough to bareknuckle box, you're not mad."</p><br /><p>Dueling has a long history, and nearly every culture has some form of mortal combat to settle a dispute. In some aspects, I have to respect this. I mean lets be honest; how many of you have been so gravely offended you would be willing to exchange gunfire with someone for it? But that was how highly people used to think of their reputations. And like I said, it's not unique. For example:</p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 194px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 175px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460937595743305538" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_42lCiltEcms/S8klz17a_0I/AAAAAAAAAAs/GY9NBvLiOmA/s320/groundhogduel.jpg" /><br /><p> </p><p>Anyways, I bring this up because I think it is a fascinating discourse. I know so many people who get so upset about so many thing. This should put into perspective some of the things we get angry about. Next time someone pisses you off, ask yourself: Am I mad enough to die? Because in the 1700s in Kentucky, that was a real honest to god issue. Good night sweet readers.</p>John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-64828695598123459992010-04-15T04:30:00.000-07:002010-04-15T08:53:52.936-07:00Big Day for the Kentucky WildcatsConsidering that the last three posts have been *total downers* I figured it is time to throw something out here with a happier note to it. So as I sit here downing a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, because I am actually an 8 year old child, I am going to breakdown the recent recruiting news. Accompanied of course with my usual soapbox ranting.<br /><br /><br /><br />I know a lot of my followers do not follow UK basketball - I apologize for this one<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>Brandon Knight - #1 in Rivals 150</strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><br />This was a big get for the cats, but I want to put Cats fans on notice about a few things regarding this young man.<br /><br /><br /><br /><u>He is not John Wall/Derrick Rose/Tyreke Evans</u><br /><br /><br /><br />This is my biggest concern with our fans. Brandon Knight is not the dominating athlete that Rose and Wall are. He is not the physical specimen that Evans is. Knight is a 'shoot-first' point guard with a great stroke and a nose for the basket. This means that almost inevitably, he will have some early season struggles. It is easy to shoot over a 6'0 defender in hs. A 6'6 one in college is a little tougher, so expect some issues here. He sets guys up by getting in a dribbling rhythm and then shooting from deep going to the right. A college coach will scout this out and tell anyone who is on him to force him left, and make him get bye you. He won't have the same space that he is used to to get his shot off, so its going to be an adjustment.<br /><br />I say all this because our fans have a bad habit of <strong>expecting </strong>too much too soon. Don't expect this kid to come in right away and blow everyone's doors off. If he does, more power to him. But let's let him adjust, give him support, and come what may. I wouldn't be shocked if he stayed 2 years due to a lot of the things he has to work on.<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>Enes Kanter 5 Star on Rivals</strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><br />For whatever reason, Meyer hasn't figured out where to put him yet, but I imagine it will be high. Now this one right here is worth getting pretty wacky about. I can't wait to see him in the SEC. A big advantage of playing in Europe for club teams is the fact that Enes has been playing (most of the time) against grown men. Which is why in age division competitions, he has been crushing people. He killed in U-17 in Europe, and dominated American prospects in the Hoop Summit game going for 34 and 13 against Jared Sullinger (currently rated as the third best player in the nation)<br /><br /><br /><br /><u>Demarcus v. Enes</u><br /><br /><u></u><br /><br />Unlike Knight, who doesn't bear much resemblence to Wall, Kanter bears a close resemblence to some of Demarcus Cousins' game. He is a ferocious rebounder, has excellent footwork, and can finish through contact. But thats about it. The biggest difference is that Kanter can shoot the hell out of the ball. From just about anywhere. Expect the Turkish phenom to shoot around 80% from the line this year. Kanter is shorter than Demarcus, which may be a bit of a problem for him in the SEC, but I think he will adjust pretty easily.<br /><br /><strong>Stacey Poole Rivals 4 Star</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />This is kind of the darkhorse guy at the moment, but I have a feeling we have a four year guy here. The downside is that he doesn't seem to think of himself that way; bad sign. Poole is a decent shooter, decent athlete, decent ballhandler, decent rebounder, good defender. He didn't blow me away at the Derby Classic, and honestly he was outperformed by Elisha Justice and others pretty badly. <br /><br />If he commits to work hard and be humble, we are looking at a nucleus type of player. If he doesn't we are looking at a future member of the Florida International Fightin' Zekes.John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-68535661228319147102010-04-14T09:22:00.001-07:002010-04-15T06:42:41.283-07:00Law School Rankings and how much I careThis morning law school rankings were released for the past year. Louisville Brandeis School of Law has dropped from #98 to somewhere in to 100s. Of course, they don't keep track of where outside of the top 100 you are, so we just know that we are a third tier law school, at the moment.<br /><br />The shit hit the fan during torts, which of course means that it immediately got everyone's attention because maybe 1/4th of the class is paying attention at any given time. I saw consternation. Confusion. Anger. Sadness. Indignation. Finger-pointing. Essentially the same six things I saw at my junior prom. Let's be real about a few things:<br /><br /><strong>#1: No one who goes to a school outside of the Ivy League is getting a job based on their J.D. alone.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />I know that I am only a 1L but ask any lawyer if this is true. It doesn't matter if UL is ranked 99th or 15th or anywhere in between, you will NOT get a job by walking into an office, laying down your J.D, and say "whaddya think about that?" Sure, it can be a factor in getting you an interview, but so would being able to shoot laser beams out of your ass. That would make you a pretty handy person to have around the office.<br /><br />Now, if your life's ambition is only to work for a massive firm, become a partner, make shitloads of money, but otherwise be completely miserable maybe this is a temporary setback. But again, go ask an attorney what matter more after 3 years on the job market: Your J.D. or how you performed at your first job.<br /><br /><strong>#2 The Collateral Bitching Effect</strong><br /><br />Go and look at what happened recently at Mercer Law when the students shat themselves over the rankings. I'm serious, look it up, I'll wait. Yeah thats right. It became such a "to do" amongst a minority of students that prospective students went elsewhere.<br /><br />This is what I like to call "The Collateral Bitching Effect." People HATE negativity. We do not gravitate towards negativity. We have a ton of applications coming in this year and I am pretty sure that the first thing they want to hear about is the 3 spot drop in the rankings.<br /><br />Remember that guy in college who could never stop talking about the worst things in the world? And that group of people who hung out with him? That also could not stop talking about disasters, minor annoyances, or that professor they hate? Remember how much you hated that guy? If you don't, you are that person. I would work on that before you irritate the living hell out of everyone.<br /><br /><strong>#3 Just what the hell are you going to do about it?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />There is no point.....And I mean....NO POINT....in worrying about anything you can't control. So a body with a subjective set of criteria has decided that Pacific U in now number 98. Want to write them a letter? Circulate a petition?<br /><br />If there is one thing that is a DEAD SET FACT in life: The only thing you can control is your reaction to events. There is no chance that I will let where UL is ranked when I graduate control what I want to do with my life. Maybe because I am not into working at a big firm I'm not as worried about it.<br /><br />But that piece of paper does not, and will not, control me. Don't let it mess with you either.<br /><br /><br /><strong></strong>John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1634245888291899253.post-87576665115575852182010-04-11T07:43:00.000-07:002010-04-11T07:54:18.111-07:00I am, indeed, bloggingWhy am I doing this?<br /><br />For a few reasons. First and foremost I had been running a de facto blog with facebook notes for the last two years, and just never made the shift to a 'grown up' format. Another is that there is a discernible and unfortunate lack of Appalachians expressing themselves online. It is not that the mode is considered unacceptable back home; we tend to ask 'why would anyone care what I think,' and kind of keep things to ourselves. Well someone has to break that mold. I have always been an odd guy in that respect, so it seems natural.<br /><br /><br />The final reason is that it seems there are a number of people who have genuinely enjoyed reading my facebook notes, editorials, and my sparse published pieces. And considering that as a law school student I need as many distractions AS POSSIBLE, it seems only natural.<br /><br />This blog will contain -<br /><br />Political and social commentary<br /><br />My observations as an Appalachian who lives in a place where most people do not quite understand my behavior. Which may be a colossal understatement.<br /><br />The occassional satirical piece<br /><br />Rants about college sports, because I am a huge sports fan<br /><br />Anything people want me to write about, really<br /><br />Anyway, I am going to go to the gym. I will be in the library all day, so at some point during my break I will post about something I have wanted to write about for a few days.John S. Friendhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04239723974976881552noreply@blogger.com2